On a more serious note. The following are all well documented and true incidents of the killings of "witches" in the United Kingdom. ONLY incidents solely relating to witchcraft accusations have been included.

Adamson, Francis: executed at Durham, England, in 1652
Allen, Joan: hanged at the Old Bailey, London, England, in 1650
Allen, Jonet: burned in Scotland in 1661
Arnold, (first name unknown): hanged at Barking, England, in 1574
Ashby, Anne: hanged at Maidstone, England, in July, 1652
Askew, Anne: burned for witchcraft 1546
Baker, Anne: executed in Leicester, England, in 1619
Balfour, Alison: burned at Edinburgh, Scotland, on 16 December, 1594
Barber, Mary: executed in Northhampton, England, on 22 July, 1612
Barker, Janet: burned in Scotland in 1643
Barton, William: executed in Scotland (year unknown)
Berrye, Agnes: hanged at Enfield, England, in 1616
Bill, Arthur: executed in Northhampton, England, on 22 July, 1612
Bodenham, Anne: hanged at Salisbury, England, in 1653
Boram, (mother) (first name unknown): hung at Bury St Edmunds, England, in 1655
Boram, (daughter) (first name unknown): hung at Bury St Edmunds, England, in 1655
Bolingbroke, Roger: hanged, drawn and quartered at Tyburn, England, on 18 November, 1441
Bowman, Janet: burned in Scotland in 1572
Brown, Janet: burned in Scotland in 1643
Browne, Agnes: executed in Northhampton, England, on 22 July, 1612
Browne, Joan: executed in Northhampton, England, on 22 July, 1612
Browne, Mary: hanged at Maidstone, England, in July, 1652
Brooks, Jane: hanged in England on 26 March, 1658
Brugh, John: burned in Scotland in 1643
Bulcock, John: executed in Lancaster, England, in 1612
Bulcock, Jane: executed in Lancaster, England, in 1612
Bull, Edmund: hanged at Taunton, England, in 1631
Bulmer, Matthew: hanged at Newcastle, England, in 1649
Calles, Helen: executed at Braynford, England, on 1 December, 1595
Corset, Janet: killed by a mob at Pittenweem, Scotland, in 1704
Chalmers, Bessie: tried for witchcraft in Inverkiething, Scotland 1621
Chambers, (first name unknown): died in prison, in England, in 1693
Chatto, Marioun: tried for witchcraft in Inverkiething, Scotland 1621
Cockie, Isabel: burnt as a witch, at a cost of 105 s. 4 p., in England 1596
Cox, Julian: executed at Taunton, England, in 1663
Couper, Marable: burned in the north of Scotland in 1622
Craw, William: burned in Scotland in 1680
Cullender, Rose: executed at Bury St Edmunds, England, on 17 March 1664
Cumlaquoy, Marian: burned at Orkney, Scotland in 1643
Cunningham, John: burned at Edinburgh, in January, 1591
Cunny, Joan: hanged in Chelmsford, England, in 1589
Demdike, Elizabeth: convicted, but died in prison, in Lancaster, England, in 1612
Device, Elizabeth: executed in Lancaster, England, in 1612
Device, James: executed in Lancaster, England, in 1612
Device, Alizon: executed in Lancaster, England, in 1612
Douglas, Janet: burned at Castle, Hill, Scotland, on 17 July, 1557
Drummond, Alexander: executed in Edinburgh, Scotland, in 1670
"Dummy" (name unknown; he was deaf-and-dumb): killed by a mob at Sible Hedingham, England, on 3 August, 1865
Duncan, Gellie: hanged in Scotland in 1591
Dunhome, Margaret: burned in Scotland (year unknown)
Dunlop, Bessie: burned at Castle Hill, Edinburgh, Scotland, in 1576
Duny, Amy: executed at Bury St Edmunds, England, on 17 March, 1664
Dyneis, Jonka: burned in the north of Scotland in 1622
Edwards, Susanna: hanged at Bideford, England in 1682
Fian, John: hanged at Edinburgh, Scotland, in 1591
Flower, Joan: died before trial, at Lincoln, England, 1619
Flower, Margaret: executed at Lincoln, England, in March, 1619
Flower, Phillippa: executed at Lincoln, England, in March, 1619
Foster, Anne: hanged at Northhampton, England, in 1674
Fynnie, Agnes: burned in Scotland in 1643
Gabley, (first name unknown): executed at King's Lynn, England, in 1582
Goodridge, Alse: executed at Darbie(Derby), England, in 1597
Green, Ellen: executed in Leicester, England, in 1619
Grierson, Isobel: burned in Scotland in March, 1607
Hacket, Margaret: executed at Tyburn, England, on 19 February, 1585
Hamilton, Margaret: burned in Scotland in 1680
Hamyltoun, Christiane: tried for witchcraft in Inverkiething, Scotland 1621
Harlow, Bessie: tried for witchcraft in Inverkiething, Scotland 1621
Harrisson, Joanna, and her daughter: executed in Hertford, England, in 1606
Hewitt, Katherine: executed in Lancaster, England, in 1612
Hunt, Joan: hanged in Middlesex, England in 1615
Hunter, Alexander: burned at Edinburgh, Scotland, in 1629
Huxley, Catherine: hanged at Worcester, England in the summer of 1652
Jenkenson, Helen: executed in Northhampton, England, on 22 July, 1612
Jollie, Alison: executed in Scotland, in October, 1596
Jones, Katherine: burned in the north of Scotland in 1622
Jordemaine, Margery: burned at Smithfield, England, on 27 October, 1441
Kent, Margaret: tried for witchcraft in Inverkiething, Scotland 1621
Kerke, Anne: executed at Tyburn, England, in 1599
Knott, Elizabeth: hanged at St. Albans, England, in 1649
Lauder, Margaret: burned in Scotland in 1643
Lakeland, (first name unknown): burned at Ipswich, England, in 1645
Lamb, Dr.: stoned to death by a mob at St. Paul's Cross, London, England, in 1640
Lloyd, Temperance: hanged at Bideford, England in 1682
Louis, (first name unknown): executed at Suffolk, England, in 1646
Lowes, John: hanged at Bury, England, about 1645
Macalzean, Euphemia: burned alive in Scotland for witchcraft, on 25 June, 1591
Martyn, Anne: hanged at Maidstone, England, in July, 1652
Meath, Petronilla de: burned as a witch, the first such burning in Ireland, on 3 November, 1324
Mundie, Beatrice: tried for witchcraft in Inverkiething, Scotland 1621
Napier, Barbara: hanged in Scotland in 1591
Newell, John: executed at Barnett, England, on 1 December, 1595
Newell, Joane: executed at Barnett, England, on 1 December, 1595
Newman, Elizabeth: executed at Whitechapel, England in 1653
Nottingham, John of: died in custody, Coventry, England, 1324
Nutter, Alice: executed in Lancaster, England, in 1612
Oliver, Mary: burned at Norwich, England, in 1658
Orchard, (first name unknown): executed at Salisbury, England, in 1658
Osborne, (husband) (first name unknown): killed by a mob at Tring, Herefordshire, England, in 1751
Osborne, (wife) Ruth: killed by a mob at Tring, Herefordshire, England, in 1751
Oswald, Catherine: burned in Scotland in 1670
Paris, (first name unknown): hanged at St. Andrews, Scotland, in 1569
Palmer, John: hanged at St. Albans, England, in 1649
Pannel, Mary: executed in Yorkshire, England, in 1603
Pearson, Alison: burned in Scotland on 28 May, 1588
Peebles, Marion: burned in Scotland in 1643
Peterson, Joan: hanged at Tyburn, England, in April, 1652
Powle, (first name unknown): executed at Durham, England, in 1652
Prentice, Joan: hanged in Chelmsford, England, in 1589
Preston, Jennet: executed in York, England, in 1612
Pringle, Margaret: burned in Scotland in 1680
Rattray, George: executed in Spott, Scotland, in 1705
Rattray, Lachlan: executed in Spott, Scotland, in 1705
Reade, Mary: hanged at Maidstone, England, in July, 1652
Redfearne, Anne: executed in Lancaster, England, in 1612
Reid, John: hanged himself in prison, in Scotland, in 1697
Reoch, Elspeth: burned in the north of Scotland in 1622
Robey, Isobel: executed in Lancaster, England, in 1612
Russel, Alice: killed by a mob at Great Paxton, England, 20 May, 1808
Rutter, Elizabeth: hanged in Middlesex, England in 1616
Sampsoune, Agnes: tried, strangled, and burnt for a witch in Scotland 1591
Samuels, (family): three members condemned for witchcraft in Warboys, England, on 4 April, 1593
Sawyer, Elizabeth, hanged at Tyburn, England, on 19 April, 1621
Scottie, Agnes: burned in the north of Scotland in 1622
Smith, Mary: hanged at King's Lynn, England, in 1616
Steward, William: hanged at St. Andrews, Scotland, in 1569
Stewart, Christian: strangled and burned in Scotland, in November, 1596
Style, Elizabeth: died in prison, at Taunton, England, in 1664
Sutton (mother) (first name unknown): executed in Bedford, England in 1613
Sutton, Mary: executed in Bedford, England in 1613
Thompson, Annaple: burned in Scotland in 1680
Tod, Beigis: burned at Lang Nydrie, Scotland, on 27 May, 1608
Trembles, Mary: hanged at Bideford, England in 1682
Turner, Ann: murdered in England, in 1875
Upney, Joan: hanged in Chelsford, England, in 1589
Utley, (first name unknown): hanged at Lancaster, England, in 1630
Vickar, Bessie: burned in Scotland in 1680
Wallace, Margaret: executed in Glascow, Scotland, in 1622
Waterhouse, (first name unknown): hanged in Dorset, England in 1565
Wanderson, (wife 1) (first name unknown): executed in England, in January, 1644.
Wanderson, (wife 2) (first name unknown): executed in England, in January, 1644.
Weir, Thomas: burned between Edinburgh and Leith, Scotland, on 11 April, 1670
Whittle, Anne: executed in Lancaster, England, in 1612
Willimot, Joan: executed in Leicester, England, in 1619
Wilson, Anne: hanged at Maidstone, England, in July, 1652
Wright, Mildred: hanged at Maidstone, England, in July, 1652
Yullock, Agnes: burned in the north of Scotland in 1622

GENERAL SECTION: NAMES UNKNOWN

"Some" burned at Kilkenny, Ireland, 1323
12 women and "several" men burned at Edinburgh, in 1479
17,000 + in Scotland from 1563 to 1603
1 burned at St. Andrews, Scotland, in 1569
1 burned at St. Andrews, Scotland, in 1572
70,000 killed in England after 1573
3 executed in Dorset, England, in 1578
36 persons executed at Kilkenny, Ireland, in 1578
18 killed at St. Oses, England, in 1582
24 burned in Aberdeen, Scotland, circa 1598
40,000 executed between 1600-1680 in Great Britain
"Several" witches executed in Derbyshire, England, in 1607
"A number of women" burned at Breehin, Scotland, in 1608
9 hanged at Leicester, England, in 1616
2 executed at Bedford, England, in 1624
1 hanged at Sandwich, in Kent, England, in 1630
20 executed in Norfolk, England, on evidence of Matthew Hopkins, before 26 July, 1645
29 condemned, on the evidence of Matthew Hopkins, at Chelmsford, England, on 29 July, 1645
150 killed in England in the last six months of 1645
2 executed at Norwich, England, in 1648
14 hanged at Newcastle, England, in 1649
220 + in England and Scotland, on evidence of a Scottish Witch-finder, circa 1648-1650
30,000 (approx) burned by the Inquisition (not all may have been witches)
3-4000 killed during Cromwell's tenure in England
18 burned at Castle Hill, Edinburgh, Scotland, in 1658
11 burned at Prestonpans, Scotland, in 1678
5 burned at Paisley, Scotland, on 10 June, 1697
1 burned at Antrim, Ireland, in 1699
"Many" burned at Spott Loan, Scotland, in 1705
2 persons, a mother and daughter, burned in Scotland, in 1722

200,000 +... Contemporary records are spotty and incomplete. Many deaths were probably never recorded and other archives have been lost through time.

REFERENCES
NEVER ON A BROOMSTICK
Frank Donovan; Bell, 1971

THE WEAKER VESSEL
Antonia Fraser, Borzoi, 1984

Note: People today may not be executed although there are those who have lost children, jobs, spouses and their homes to mobs, the legal system and whatever on the basis of an accusation of "witchcraft"...

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